Salad days. Photo by Vengeance Is Love.
It's going to be downright frigid all weekend. Most of you probably wish it was summer and you were mud-wrestling some rare unicorn at a barbecue in Logan Square.
There's a part of you that wants to be free from worldly constraints like weather and money and staying in to watch the season premier of Lost again. Don't hold back! Nurture that special part with cheap booze and keep it close to your bosom, or to someone else's.
Friday
My chances of showing up at Sonotheque for Spandexxx(wear over 70% spandex for free admission / $5 with RSVP, $10 at the door) are similar those of entering low-earth orbit or winning and Oscar, but I can't help posting about it thanks to Myopenbar's enthusiastically masochistic summary:
"Mmmm.....hosted. What a lovely word. Just feeling it roll off my tongue makes my lips itch, my crotch tingle, and my liver flinch like an abused puppy." - [chi.myopenbar.com]
Look at those writing degrees in action! Reliable, informative and acerbic.
Saturday
Tim and Eric Awesome Show at the Vic! $25, and probably the best choice you could make.
Really an all-week option, but this weekend would be a great time to go snowshoeing or skiing at the Morton Arboretum.
Via Jeff Kao, photo by K.Steudel
Sunday
Bright and early! Tour Da Chicago stage two: The Phantom.
Observe the sabbath like an angsty 14-year-old with Cradle of Filth at the House of Blues. Sacrilicious!
Obligatory call for submissions: Let me know what's going on and I'll post it here!
3 comments:
I'm going to go ahead and assume that line about mud wrestling a rare unicorn in Logan Square is about me, a member of Team Pegasus (pegasus =/= unicorn but that's OK) mud-wrestling 2 mudqueens at a block party in Wicker Park last summer. Thx
Since we're going downtown on Saturday anyway, I want to steal some time in a fancy hotel hot tub. The Renaissance perhaps?
"Sacrilicious" is a brilliant word. I'll have to remember that!!!
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